Friday, April 13, 2007

THE ENVIRONMENT

Dear Citizen,

Being based in Southern California, I'm ever aware of the damage I am told is being done to the environment when I'm not there. Additionally, I'm also told that the grocery stores may soon go on strike; the last time that happened there was also a bus strike. This got me thinking even more about the environment. We need public transportation and we need the environment, but so few people really do put in the effort to fix these world problems piece-by-piece as I've always believed was incredibly realistic.

I've decided that when I return to Los Angeles for my next brief respite from the campaign trail, I will take my trips on bike. I've always been fond of bicycling, whether through the park or down the sidewalk, to places and from them. I suppose you could call me a "pedal-phile." Thinking back I've probably always been a pedal-phile, from training wheels to 10 speeds. This is why I'm introducing a brand new initiative for cleaner alternative modes of travel.

"Jason Klamm's Pedal-Philes for the Environment" will bring together groups of us weekly to show the rest of the city, county, state and country what a group of grown people with the same unique interest can do to an issue that most people agree is very important to our country's future. So sign up today and check back to the JK2020 shop for official merchandise to show your support for my obsession. The environment.

Your Future President,
Jason Klamm

Monday, January 29, 2007

THE MINIMUM WAGE
Dear Citizen,

Throughout my campaign I've traveled through countless states, and had numerous opportunities to speak to and with the nameless and faceless masses that make up the heart and soul of this great country. I recently sat down with a group of such people in a town I've agreed to leave anonymous.

They were very nice, and agreed that the minimum wage was more than less than enough. I made a decision right then and there, in the middle of their Town Hall, to change the minimum wage of my own accord. Though the Senate will be voting on a raise in the next 72 hours, that's not enough.

My campaign team and I have decided that in order to realize the full potential of our people we not only have to raise the minimum wage, but it must become something new: The Maximum Wage.

This does more than raise the weekly or bi-weekly allowance of America's struggling. It inherently maximizes the strength of the dollar, by becoming the most one can make at certain jobs and in certain parts of the country. The people have spoken, America, and you are the people. Thank you for speaking.

Your Future President,
Jason Klamm

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