Travel back in time, dear listener, as Buddies In Space hypnotize you and unpack your childhood recollections. Well, really they just unpack more of their own childhood recollections. And instead of hypnosis, they use alcohol. So that entire lead-in sentence was a lie. The horrors of S’mike’s childhood are brought […]
Dear E-Mail Recipient: This is Not SPAM (From Jason Klamm’s blog) – http://goo.gl/VMh8y7
Dear Recipient of This E-Mail,
I want to thank you for your time in quickly making the consideration as to whether or not this e-mail is “SPAM,” or “junk mail.” Let me quickly assure you this is not. It is actually a cleverly-worded blog post by comedian and auteur Jason C. Klamm, B.A., pulled by a thoughtless aggregator with no concept of – or appreciation for – true art, thrown into a piece of mass-mailing software. By sheer luck, it has ended up with you – a person who appreciates things. It is my goal, then, to turn this e-mail – provided, of course, that your existing junk filters haven’t thrown this into the ether – into a spiritually- (at least) customized piece of digital art for your consumption and, if you wish, your dissemination by whatever means you deem necessary (neither telephone poles nor a co-worker’s desk can be flagged for spam!).
I do not require your money, your passwords, or your cooperation beyond simply reading on if, again, your filters deem it p